The hype on this strain is real! Garlic Cookies AKA G.M.O, or G.M.O aka Garlic Cookies (depending on who you ask) is one of my favorite new strains on the scene. It has a one-of-a-kind “ethnic flee market” aroma with notes of curry, moth balls, and musty vintage fabrics. The high is crisp, in-the-zone, and buzzing with Chem energy. Makes otherworldly ice wax & live-rosin! If you love this strain like i do, we already have a lot in common.


Chem Dog x GSC. Chem Dog dominant phenotype.


The aroma has notes of curry, moth balls, musky incense, & musty vintage fabric. Opening a jar of GMO fills the room with an essence that’s reminiscent of an old musty ethnic flee market. Both the classic “musty sock drawer” essence of Chem D (aka Chem Dirty Sock pheno) and the “spicy curry thin mints” essence of Forum Cookies can be noticed in the taste on exhale. A very elegant vintage skunky flavor that fans of Chem Dog & Sour Diesel will enjoy.


The high is in-the-zone, full-bodied, and radiating with Chem energy. GMO delivers a crisp ‘Sour Diesel like’ buzzing body-high without the heavy couch-lock of Cookies. Makes superb extracts that retain the classic flavor of Chem Dog. A great daytime strain, or anytime strain!



This is a supreme hash plant! Produces outstanding live-resin, ice wax, dry-sift, & rosin. In extract form the high starts off with buzzing Chem energy and fades into a relaxing Cookies high. The strength of the body high becomes much more pronounced in extract form.



Alight this months strain is called Batgirl, Batgirl is a sativa-dominant hybrid with beautiful effects. This Jack’s Cleaner and Blueberry cross brings out a unique and pleasant aroma of sweet berry and spicy chemicals. The strain’s hybrid effects express themselves as a heady euphoria that uplifts the mind while gently coating the body in calming haze. Weight can be felt on the eyelids as Batgirl circulates a warm, calming sensation through the body, making this strain ideal for consumers looking to shrug off stress and fatigue while improving mood.



Aright all you 4/20 cannabis crushing crusaders in search of the finest an strongest herbs a Hoodlum can enjoy! This month we have the strain Purple Urkle.

Purple Urkle’s history is as complex as its flavor palate. A California strain, the origins are believed to stem from a select phenotype of Mendocino Purps, while the essence is a blend of skunk, berry, and fresh grapes.

The effects from the Purple Urkle strain are extremely relaxing and can become quite sedative in large doses. Accordingly, it can be a great aid for those with insomnia hoping to fall asleep faster.

Being a potent Indica, I definitely recommend this for night-time use. Also a great cannabis strain to medicate with after long hours of tough labor (yard work, sports practice, etc…). It has been applauded for its ability to eradicate stress and provide full-body pain relief.

Much love to all you hoodlums stay humble an get you some of this you deserve it.


by kurbe

Alright hoodlums here is the first ever hoodlum strain of the month and let me tell you like wu tang it aint nuttin to fuck with this month we have Yoda OG,a descendant of the legendary OG Kush, it is an indica-dominant strain that induces heavy relaxation of the mind and body. This strain boasts its OG genetics with chunky pale buds, a tangle of orange hairs, and a pungent citrus aroma. Its sedating, euphoric effects make it a popular medicine for anxiety and insomnia, and it also provides an extra kick to the appetite. Seasoned consumers may be able to withstand its heaviness during the day, but Yoda OG is most popularly chosen for nighttime consumption. So if you have issues sleeping or high stress an cant eat properly i strongly recommend this strain for you.